April Winchell

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Barack Obama is tired of your motherfucking shit

February 5th, 2009 · 138 Comments

If you’ve ever read President Obama’s Dreams From My Father, good for you. I couldn’t get past the foreword.

I wish I had. Because today I discovered that there’s a fairly juicy little subplot in the book, involving one of Obama’s high school friends.

Ray, a fellow classmate of Obama’s, was also bi-racial, and also trying to define himself. But what set him apart was his colorful manner of self-expression. Ray cursed like a motherfucker.

This would all be snickerworthy enough, but it turns out that Obama actually read the audiobook version of Dreams From My Father.

And that means he read Ray’s quotes.

And that means you’re about to hear the President of United States using language that would finish Cheney off once and for all.

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NOTE: I didn’t actually make these recordings. I found them in an mp3 sharing thread yesterday and uploaded them for your bi-partisan pleasure.

 
icon for podpress  This shit's getting way too complicated for me [0:02m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

 
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icon for podpress  That guy ain't shit. Sorry ass motherfucker [0:05m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

 
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icon for podpress  You ain't my bitch, nigga. [0:03m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

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